And the announcer just pooped on the ILLUMINATION, GENTLEMEN line. In his head.ī: Maybe we should sing SO QUIETLY…no one can hear us. This into sequence has been 10000 times more boring by the use of NOTHING EXCITING HAPPENING.
The sets are like the only good thing in this entire movie. M: Enter RAWL in a really god awful old age makeup. You know it’s the future because it’s black and white. Oh look, the classic opera opening, sleek black and white filters. M: This is gonna be an hour and a half of us WHINING.ī: Pretty much. I don’t wanna hear Gerard Butler sing.īiscuits: None of us wanna hear Gerard Buttload siiiiing. Munch and Bizkits doing their thing under the cut. If you cannot handle cursing, crude humor and probably some offensive things, pls do not read this. OBLIGATORY DISCLAIMER: All reviews are done solely for humor and should not be taken seriously ever.
RATING: Negative six chest hairs, and mandatory vocal lessons. WARNINGS: Gerard Butler cannot sing, there’s a tiny bit of horribly fake blood, a swordfight, and heavy themes that are not in any way accurately portrayed. NETFLIX BLURB: This big-screen adaptation of the legendary musical stars Gerard Butler as the disfigured, reclusive Phantom who roams beneath the Paris Opera. 32 notes ApMUNCHFLIX - PHANTOM OF THE OPERA 2004
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